College is a fucked up place
Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen
They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.
"Pasta. Why is there so much pasta? Who would ever eat that much pasta?"
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
"it’s fun to be fake popular… anyway, you guys have great music taste considering you came out to see us play"
Julian tonight (via turnerandcasablancas)
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
"It’s just this strange thing I do where I allow myself to briefly fall in love with another human being that I see on a train, or the sidewalk, or in a warm café."
Chelsea Fagan, Dear Beautiful Guys I Pass On The Street: I Love You (via feellng)
"Truth is, I’m a fucking romantic. I’m difficult but I promise - I’m not boring."
Amy Winehouse, GQ Magazine (via urbamazing)