This song makes me think of my dad. I have no idea why! I want to dance with him to this song at my wedding :) or something cute like this.
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i feel like i am mary kate olsen and every other girl (ever) is ashley.
i’m trendy and stylish but boys think my patterened tights look silly and i should just be wearing a super short skirt with bare legs. every other girl just always does the right thing, is more obviously pretty and a better candidate for everything i ever want to do.
mk life sucks! haha i’m down in the dumps today, sorry for the negative tumblr post.
i wonder why girls almost always have self confidence issues, and boys never (appear) to have it at all?
my favourite tweets
I dont have to go to school tomorrow… so naturally I’m wasting my time on something totally stupid. For example, going through all my “favourite” tweets and picking the best ones!
kburnn
“what does it say?”…”mother?” “i saw ‘dour’ ” “yeah me too”
petewentz
im thinking you should always wear something you love everyday. cause you might get hit by a bus and who wants to die in sweatpants.
JackAllTimeLow
@AlexAllTimeLow I did a PH test on your semen last night. You’re looking at a 3. Highly Acidic. Stop drinking OJ.
nicksantino
Ya like deg’s? … Deg’s? Yeah deg’s. .. Oh dogs!
GabrielSaporta
today was not a good hairday for the jews
nicksantino
Jesse McCartney is the balls.
erinelisabeth
Dad, how can i get good at baseball without a lot of worms?
erinelisabeth
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Shaantastic
Push my buttons and I’ll just switch to a zipper. Ain’t no thang.
NeilHaskell
A kid just ran through a doorway in the store at ikea shouting “I hope this isnt a mirror” had it been a mirror, it would have been awesome
gretamorgan
Reminder: life is too short to hang out with people you don’t like.
SaraBareilles
Sometimes caffeine makes me feel like an all-powerful genie who can accomplish everything I ever need to do in a half hour.
nicolerichie
The good news: BJ won the fight. The bad news: his name is BJ so he lost in life
justinbrighten
In love I was created and in love is how I hope I die
justinbrighten
have a little confidence, you’re better than you think you are!
erinelisabeth
I will never talk to you again until you look at this ball sack
erinelisabeth
Put all the orange is in the fridge
erinelisabeth
Talk to you topmmorow babe goodnight xoxo
keltiecolleen
Stop dancing with ghosts. Yesterday is dead: bury it and be done with it.
erinelisabeth
Hey dumbass we are at your home. Jeremy says he’s gonna do your mom if you don’t get here soon
iamjonathancook
if you’re feelin like you are at the end of your rope tie yerself a knot and hold on
#8 could just be changed to “pretending it doesn’t hurt”
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(via fuckyeahbeatles)
I’m getting a bird tattooed on the back of my neck for my 18th birthday. For my grandmother, and myself. But i want another little hidden, tiny one. I’m thinking some words in white ink, just in case i regret it. White ink fades and is basically invisible. I kind of want something for my friends.. like writing of theirs. Maybe caroline to do a C and kelly to do a K. Or my mom’s handwriting, so i’ll always have it with me. I was thinking something about love- two words. The first in my dad’s writing and the second in my mom’s. I can always have it then, and never forget it. I don’t know where I’d put it though. I want it to be hidden!
The second last photo…
Why He’s Hot:
- He’s Harry Potter. I mean, that doesn’t even really need explaining, does it? He is The Boy Who Lived. (Most of) The Wizarding World loves him and we do too. I know you were sitting there in the theater watching The Half Blood Prince just scowling away when this this happened. It’s alright. I understand.
- Oh, those eyes. They are spectacular. There’s really no other word for them; nothing else to say about them.
- He’s a man now. He was just a little kid when he first showed up on our radar but not anymore. He’s 20 years old - he’s got the muscles to prove it, and he wants us to see them. We see what you’re doing there, Daniel. We notice the happy trail and whoa…you’ve got quite the bulge there too…
- He reads. No, I don’t think you quite understood me so let me say that again: he reads. No, not just blogs. BOOKS. He’s rich as hell, but instead of buying 50 fast cars and a million houses, he says he spends all his money on books. I think each one of us would love to see this guy’s library.
- He’s got one fine ass. Oh c’mon, you knew that was coming.
“ I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go. Things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they go right. You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart, so that better things can fall together.
Marilyn Monroe (via hamandheroin)
Send out the morning birds
To sing of the damage
Now that the calm’s returned
I know I can’t manage
You’re standing in my doorway
Though he’s asleep in my bed
The steady murmur
Always in my head
You’re the finest thing that I’ve done
The hurricane I’ll never outrun
I could wait around for the dust to still
But I don’t believe that it ever will
And since the roof fell in
I’ll lean on what matters
Caught in the slightest wind
Everything else unravels
You’re standing in my doorway
Seven cities ago
The days are racing
But you come back too slow
You’re the finest thing that I’ve done
The hurricane I’ll never outrun
I could wait around for the dust to still
But I don’t believe that it ever will
You’re the finest thing that I’ve done
The hurricane I’ll never outrun
I could wait around for the dust to still
But I don’t believe that it ever will
But I don’t believe that it ever will
- Jim Halpert: There are other reasons to go to Ohio--
- Pam Beesly: We're getting married today!
- Jim Halpert: So it turns out it's the closest place to get a marriage license without a three day waiting period.
- Pam Beesly: Tell 'em how it happened.
- Jim Halpert: Ok so we're going through all the wedding plans and boy, it is complicated--
- Pam Beesly: And very expensive.
- Jim Halpert: Very expensive! 'Cause you say you want a small wedding and that's great, but then you have to invite--
- Pam Beesly: You can't leave anyone out.
- Jim Halpert: No one!
- Pam Beesly: Ok just get to the good part.
- Jim Halpert: Right. Oh! So this morning, we are having breakfast together... and I just looked up from my cereal and I said, "you know what I wanna do today? I wanna marry you."
- Pam Beesly: I had just woken up. I didn't look cute. That's how I knew he meant it.
never have i ever
normally…. never have i ever is a drinking game. which either is really lame, or turns waaaaaay to sexual and makes everyone uncomfortable. but i have a new one i can use:
never have i ever gotten in a fight with a friend over secret santa
OH WAIT I CAN’T USE THAT. CAUSE THAT JUST HAPPENED.
oh my god. i cannot believe how stubborn people can be sometimes all the time.
Body parts sold to kebab stand, police say
SO HAPPY I DONT EAT MEAT. don’t even have to worry about sickening things like that. oh my good god.
Russian police have arrested three homeless people suspected of eating a 25-year-old man they had butchered and selling other bits of the corpse to a local kebab house.
Suspicions were raised when dismembered parts of a human body were found near a bus stop in the outskirts of the Russian city of Perm, 720 miles east of Moscow.
Three homeless men with previous criminal records have been arrested on suspicion of setting upon a foe with knives and a hammer before chopping up his corpse to eat, local investigators said in a statement.
“After carrying out the crime, the corpse was divided up: part was eaten and part was also sold to a kiosk selling kebabs and pies,” the prosecutor’s main investigative unit for the Perm region said.
It was not immediately clear from the statement if any of the corpse had been sold to customers. [via.]
Eek!
